Monday
Jul. 06
BEN
4
4
5
CDO
5
1
1
Monday
Jul. 06
BOB
2
3
3
RWI
3
4
1
Monday
Jul. 06
OUT
-
-
-
GNS
-
-
-
Monday
Jul. 06
SPF
2
4
2
MUS
1
3
1
Tuesday
Jul. 07
RWI
-
-
-
TNM
-
-
-
Wednesday
Jul. 08
TNM
-
-
-
KOP
-
-
-
Wednesday
Jul. 08
BOB
-
-
-
SPF
-
-
-
Wednesday
Jul. 08
BEN
-
-
-
GNS
-
-
-
Wednesday
Jul. 08
TCB
-
-
-
OUT
-
-
-
Wednesday
Jul. 08
LOW
-
-
-
CDO
-
-
-
Thursday
Jul. 09
MUS
-
-
-
KOP
-
-
-
Thursday
Jul. 09
TCB
-
-
-
LOW
-
-
-
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THE COUNCILS TOP PLAYERS ft 2 "Special" Guests.

YOO What up 239… it’s another day.. It's another post for ya’ll to peruse and talk shit about to each other.

This time around we are dropping the start of season 239 Top 5 Player Position Rankings as voted on by an anonymous council of people who dont suck at the game and know the pool of players well.

PLUS 2 fully completed Player Rankings from my special guests.. A couple of fellas with MULTIPLE chips here in 239 who are COMPLETELY unbiased, honest and truthful in their rankings they provided for us here today

Speaking of the special guests, let's have a chat with our first one now!


(*Wizzywar has entered the convo*)​

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Andy: Hey Wizzy! Thanks for joining us today for your 239 Player Rankings, how's it goin’ pal?
Wiz: Im good man, got my CR up to 1800 after crushing those 3s lords with you last night homie!
Andy: Sweet man! Im Jelly(x35)! Are you ready to get right into your rankings?
Wiz: Yup! I ate my cereal with warm milk for breakfast, finished a few chapters of my encyclopedia and reviewed 15 seasons of 239 advanced analytics this morning in preparation for today.. Here you go 239 friends!

Wizzys Top 3 Players @ Every Position

CENTER: #1) Wizzywar (99ovr) #2) Wizzywar (99ovr) #3) Wizzywar (99ovr)
RW: #1) Wizzywar (99ovr) #2) Wizzywar (99ovr) #3) Wizzywar (99ovr)
LW: #1) Wizzywar (99ovr) #2) Wizzywar (99ovr) #3) Wizzywar (99ovr)
RD: #1) Wizzywar (99ovr) #2) Wizzywar (99ovr) #3) Wizzywar (99ovr)
LD: #1) Wizzywar (99ovr) #2) Wizzywar (99ovr) #3) Wizzywar (99ovr)
G: #1) Wizzywar (99ovr) #2) Wizzywar (99ovr) #3) Wizzywar (99ovr)

Wiz: So as you can see Andy, I’m the best payer... At all the positions
Andy: What?! You really think youre better at RW than Dmart?
Wiz: Yes, I play all the good teams, he is a stat padder.
Andy: Ok that's fair, Dan was mean to shitters last season.. But what about Center?!
Wiz: I am the best Center on any team in any league this season ... I just feel like I’ll be the Selke, Hart and Rocket winner cause I’m smart and I can play with anyone and the play just flows through me..

Beer can: **CRACK!

(*SeeDub21 has entered the convo*)​

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Dub: Shut up Wizzy before I shoot you with my extendo mag Grau
Wiz: I’m also the best coach in the league but I didn't see where to vote for myself on that..
Dub: (drunkenly rages on Wizzy for center supremacy, throws a C4 at him and shoots him with his Grau)
Wiz: (tries poke checking and LTing dubs bullets, it fails due to Wizzys always ‘heavy’ 20 ping)
Andy: OK mom and dad you're outta here like Nicky Drug and Marty night 1 in an eliminator pool

(*Wiz and Dub have been removed from the convo*)​

Andy: Ok guys that was a shit show, lets hop straight into Special Guest 2 for his unbiased Player Rankings

(*Godfather Brick has entered the convo*)​

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Brick: Yo wtf you want bum?
Andy: Hello to you too, damn
Brick: Here’s that fuckin list you wanted, dont ask me for shit again bro

Bricks Top 3 Players @ Every Position

CENTER: #1) Brick (99ovr) #2) Nobody (0ovr) #3) You're all bums (0ovr)

RW: #1) Brick (99ovr) #2) Nobody (0ovr) #3) You're all bums (0ovr)

LW: #1) Brick (99ovr) #2) Nobody (0ovr) #3) You're all bums (0ovr)

RD: #1) Brick (99ovr) #2) Nobody (0ovr) #3) You're all bums (0ovr)

LD: #1) Brick (99ovr) #2) Nobody (0ovr) #3) You're all bums (0ovr)

G: #1) Brick (99ovr) #2) Nobody (0ovr) #3) You're all bums (0ovr)

Andy: Not you too mother fucker..

(*Godfather Brick has been removed from the convo*)


ALRIGHT that's enough of those scrubs opinions… Let's get to the REAL 239 PLAYER POSITION RANKINGS (Start of season edition).

I asked a group of wise 239ers that know the pool to give their Top 5 Skaters at every position with an overall included and the same for Top Gs. I also asked for their most underrated player in 239. PT and FT are included, captains are as well… the following are the consensus results of THE COUNCIL (The overall is the average from the council votes.)

TOP 5 Cs:
Rome (91) Wizzywar (89) Power Kill (89) SeeDub21 (88) MasterAmerica/Pale tied (87)

TOP 5 RWs:
Dmart (93) SauceWalka (91) Anthrax (87) Thamps (86) Schwatz (86)

TOP 5 LWs:
HooFoo (91) SBDR (90) Mashotpa (88) SM22 (88) Eso (86)

TOP 5 LDs:
Neomop (91), Dali (91) , BLK7 (89), BrickCity (88), HallOfFame (87)

TOP 5 RDs:
SeeDew(90), Drug (90), Costa (89), xDALY (88), Ron Don (87),

TOP 5 Gs:
Cripps (94)
Yin75 (89)
No Regretzkys (88)
Bills39/Butcher tied (87)
Thomahawk/Currdogg tied (86)

Top Underrated Guys:

DanglezHD (F) YounhKelch (F) Hergy (F) Sober (F) Mr Tough (F) Thamps (F)

Thanks for reading to the end. That is your top 5 players at each spot in 239 Season 16 according to THE COUNCIL.
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