What a start to the night... Starts with a big F U from EA. Apparently Clappin bombs and Wheelin moms is inappropriate, and instead of a warning Raterle is suspended for 72 hours! Welcome aboard level 5 KabzRUs.
CBWM Lineup
C: YaMomsHammer
LW: BootyClappin
RW: KabzRUs
LD:JIMMY
RD: ROCKY
G:SALTYKITTEN
HOLLYWOOD DINER LINEUP
C:WIENISMOV
LW:ROMAN
RW:GINO
LD: YAMBAG
RD: ANDO
G: STEWY
Game 1 is starting off slow, CBWM looking a little out of sink as they lead 1-0 until the 3rd period, where all hell broke loose. With CBWM ends up finishing the game with a 5-0 W, Stewy tried to buy some new dman in between games on ebay however they told him it would be 3-5 business days.
The post game meal was questionable at the diner as it came out looking like this.
GAME 2 starts same story as Hollywood diner is a little on edge as Jon Taffer is watching the game, Hollywood diner collapses under the pressure and loses 6-2.
As the team returns to the diner they find this happening.
GAME 3 with the restaurant on the line where is this diner team no wear to be found as the brooms come out with another win for CBWM 8-3.
Maybe next time you open a diner Hollywood you should hire some new management the stock has been tanking when you opened this location at first the people were interested and came for a visit but now its back to the original boring diner it was before its time to shut it down.
Overall a great series. Wienismov and currdog enjoy the mud dogs, roman you were a true warrior out there. Gino way to help roman with the backpack. Ando I appreciate the Justin Holl like performance if I have learned anything from the leafs they always keep a guy to blame for the plays, you my friend are the Justin Holl of 239. Yam, I guess the island is still closed after the Gatz trashed it... There is always next year (another thing I have learned from the leafs)
RAT OUT
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CBWM Lineup
C: YaMomsHammer
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LW: BootyClappin
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RW: KabzRUs
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LD:JIMMY
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RD: ROCKY
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G:SALTYKITTEN
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HOLLYWOOD DINER LINEUP
C:WIENISMOV
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LW:ROMAN
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RW:GINO
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LD: YAMBAG
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RD: ANDO
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G: STEWY
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Game 1 is starting off slow, CBWM looking a little out of sink as they lead 1-0 until the 3rd period, where all hell broke loose. With CBWM ends up finishing the game with a 5-0 W, Stewy tried to buy some new dman in between games on ebay however they told him it would be 3-5 business days.
The post game meal was questionable at the diner as it came out looking like this.
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GAME 2 starts same story as Hollywood diner is a little on edge as Jon Taffer is watching the game, Hollywood diner collapses under the pressure and loses 6-2.
As the team returns to the diner they find this happening.
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GAME 3 with the restaurant on the line where is this diner team no wear to be found as the brooms come out with another win for CBWM 8-3.
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Maybe next time you open a diner Hollywood you should hire some new management the stock has been tanking when you opened this location at first the people were interested and came for a visit but now its back to the original boring diner it was before its time to shut it down.
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Overall a great series. Wienismov and currdog enjoy the mud dogs, roman you were a true warrior out there. Gino way to help roman with the backpack. Ando I appreciate the Justin Holl like performance if I have learned anything from the leafs they always keep a guy to blame for the plays, you my friend are the Justin Holl of 239. Yam, I guess the island is still closed after the Gatz trashed it... There is always next year (another thing I have learned from the leafs)
RAT OUT
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CBWM was back in action we open the series at home, Fans were tailgating before this one.
Line ups
LW: SM22
C: YOUNGBUFFALO
RW: POGS
LD: GALA
RD: BARRETT
G: SHOTTY
CBWM LINEUP
LW: BOOTYCLAPPIN
C:YAMOMSHAMMER
RW: THE RAT
LD: TREY
RD: ROCKY
G: SALTYKITTEN
GAME 1 this game was off to a fast pace as CBWM started the scoring early and often. The home fans got a treat with a 9-2 Win. Shotty tried to stand on his head with 13 saves.
GAME 2 was a closer game than game 1 however, CBWM was still too much for 7 toews as all 7 little piggies forgot the game was being played and went to the market. with a 6-1 win.
GAME 3 was the ending of a perfect night as CBWM won 3-1 to remain undefeated. YoungBuffalo was looking to catch hands as he was tired of the beating. He took on the rat, and just like his team took the L
Overall a good series... SM22 nice tip in, Pogs good stuff with the goal scoring ability, Barrett your very solid on D, Young Buffalo good job trying to stick up for the boys, Gala solid job. Shotty your cracked keep it up.
Rat out
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Line ups
LW: SM22
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C: YOUNGBUFFALO
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RW: POGS
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LD: GALA
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RD: BARRETT
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G: SHOTTY
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CBWM LINEUP
LW: BOOTYCLAPPIN
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C:YAMOMSHAMMER
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RW: THE RAT
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LD: TREY
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RD: ROCKY
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G: SALTYKITTEN
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GAME 1 this game was off to a fast pace as CBWM started the scoring early and often. The home fans got a treat with a 9-2 Win. Shotty tried to stand on his head with 13 saves.
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GAME 2 was a closer game than game 1 however, CBWM was still too much for 7 toews as all 7 little piggies forgot the game was being played and went to the market. with a 6-1 win.
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GAME 3 was the ending of a perfect night as CBWM won 3-1 to remain undefeated. YoungBuffalo was looking to catch hands as he was tired of the beating. He took on the rat, and just like his team took the L
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Overall a good series... SM22 nice tip in, Pogs good stuff with the goal scoring ability, Barrett your very solid on D, Young Buffalo good job trying to stick up for the boys, Gala solid job. Shotty your cracked keep it up.
Rat out
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Opening Night
The Fans are awaiting the BEST TEAM to take the ice as projected not to lose to a game all season long.
LINE UPS
For the Gatorz
RW PALE
C A1 Freak
LW Saint
LD KELCH
RD CHUM LEE
G ADRENALINE
For Clappin Bombs Wheelin Moms
RW THE RAT
C YaMomsHammer
LW BootyClappin
LD JIMMY AKA LETANG
RD ROCKY
G BRAHMABULL
Game 1 got off to a slow start as teams are trying to feel each other out. However the CBWM take a 2-0 lead and with 34 seconds left Saint Scores to make an interesting ending. However the gatz come up short(Story of BootyClappins Life). The BEST TEAM and supposably undefeated team loses their first game. 2-1 W CBWM
Game 2
This game was another story, no slow paced at all as CBWM goes up 3-0 in the first and never looks back as a 7-4 W happens. How is the CBWM scoring so much when they only shoot heatseakers? And dont have toa?
GAME 3
This game goes in favour of the gatz to start as CBWM is playing sloppy. Gatz go up, 3-1 however CBWM comes back to force overtime from a snipe from ROCKY with 4:21 to go in the 3rd. Games going back and force with chances however, Hammer comes out from the corner and short sides the goalie to win it in OT. CBWM win 4-3
This Team Will Go undefeated was repeated. Im only seeing WInless right now. GG’s Gatz
A1 hell of an effort with 46 hits… PALE terrorised hammer on the draws with the 6 7 build. Adrenaline great job back there , Chum good job playing D , Saint Thanks for stepping up as a waiver. Kelch heard you're in need of more salt as you used alot of it last night. Dont worry no hard feelings CBWM will get you some more salt.
RAT OUT!
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The Fans are awaiting the BEST TEAM to take the ice as projected not to lose to a game all season long.
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LINE UPS
For the Gatorz
RW PALE
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C A1 Freak
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LW Saint
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LD KELCH
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RD CHUM LEE
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G ADRENALINE
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For Clappin Bombs Wheelin Moms
RW THE RAT
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C YaMomsHammer
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LW BootyClappin
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LD JIMMY AKA LETANG
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RD ROCKY
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G BRAHMABULL
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Game 1 got off to a slow start as teams are trying to feel each other out. However the CBWM take a 2-0 lead and with 34 seconds left Saint Scores to make an interesting ending. However the gatz come up short(Story of BootyClappins Life). The BEST TEAM and supposably undefeated team loses their first game. 2-1 W CBWM
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Game 2
This game was another story, no slow paced at all as CBWM goes up 3-0 in the first and never looks back as a 7-4 W happens. How is the CBWM scoring so much when they only shoot heatseakers? And dont have toa?
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GAME 3
This game goes in favour of the gatz to start as CBWM is playing sloppy. Gatz go up, 3-1 however CBWM comes back to force overtime from a snipe from ROCKY with 4:21 to go in the 3rd. Games going back and force with chances however, Hammer comes out from the corner and short sides the goalie to win it in OT. CBWM win 4-3
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This Team Will Go undefeated was repeated. Im only seeing WInless right now. GG’s Gatz
A1 hell of an effort with 46 hits… PALE terrorised hammer on the draws with the 6 7 build. Adrenaline great job back there , Chum good job playing D , Saint Thanks for stepping up as a waiver. Kelch heard you're in need of more salt as you used alot of it last night. Dont worry no hard feelings CBWM will get you some more salt.
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RAT OUT!
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S26 Preseason Power Rankings
Sad news today: after last night’s auction, the world’s supply of angel dust is gone. In more positive news: Shotgun is a doomsday prepper and has a fallout shelter full of the stuff. Joking aside I want to give a round of applause to every captain last night for having the lucidity to even type while that delirious.
Media Wizzy needed to make an appearance after last night. You could say I was inspired like Picasso was inspired to paint his masterpiece, "Guernica," after seeing the bombing of a village in the Spanish Civil War. This is my "Guernica."
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Sad news today: after last night’s auction, the world’s supply of angel dust is gone. In more positive news: Shotgun is a doomsday prepper and has a fallout shelter full of the stuff. Joking aside I want to give a round of applause to every captain last night for having the lucidity to even type while that delirious.
Media Wizzy needed to make an appearance after last night. You could say I was inspired like Picasso was inspired to paint his masterpiece, "Guernica," after seeing the bombing of a village in the Spanish Civil War. This is my "Guernica."
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#8 ScaryTerry -- Taxi Squad
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Sniper has a very defined role where he can excel at LW: the top of circles push up guy with 2 high-end forwards. No shame in that. His other wing, the captain, is a player who shoots more than anyone, with a characteristically lopsided goal-assist ratio. A little birdie told me that Pensfan is playing center on this team. That's the worst forward line in the league; it's worth 5-9 BODs combined. If the plan is to have the best defense in the league with BLK-Skoden, that unbalancing never works out as intended. The stud defense inevitably gets tired of the offense, starts trying to activate too much, gets sloppy, and so on. I believe I played with Gino in net before, and apologies, but it wasn't pretty. So, this 77 BOD defense might still have trouble keeping pucks out of its net.
#7 Yambag -- Hollywood Diner
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74 BODs on 1.5 players might be a record. Even in this pool, Anderson was not nearly worth 46 BODs, and no part-time player should ever be 28 BODs (56 BOD equivalent full-time). Dub is a quality wing, but just last season he was 13 BODs. It’s unfair to him, especially when every other top PTer went for 13-17 this season. Yam seemingly zeroed in on a couple names and couldn't say, "No." And you know it’s dire when you have a defense pair, with Curdogg, combining to be over 100 years old. Wienismov hasn't played skater since season 10, and I presume he's back at center. There's moving parts galore: Dub/Roman switching at LW, Cob/Ando probably alternating RW, Curdogg/Ando alternating RD other nights. I see drastic splits without Dub. Can't tell you anything about their goalie, Stewy. Ando probably recommended him on a whim because he had "420" in his name.
#6 Kin Dange -- The Islanders
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I love Ace and I tolerate Adam (I kid), but they’d be the first to tell you that 33 BODs for them as a defense pair is bananas. In a normal season, that's a 7 BOD pair. Adam has sneaky skill, but it's harder to be more of THE guy, rather than paired with Veds or Mash like previous seasons. Mistakes aren't as easily erased or plays created, and Adam takes risks. Lemanski was one of the better forwards in the pool, but the fit up front looks off. Does Lemanski have to play center? Is he comfortable there? Hall made strides last season, and I think he can justify that price at RW in talent, but I don't know if this unit will have much cohesion. If they do? Shit be fluid at this point in the rankings.
#5 Surpriseme -- 7 Toews 2.0
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29 BODs for a goalie is nutty, but at least he’s the reigning Vezina winner. Shotty's workload from last season likely isn't getting much lighter. Everyone on this roster is a vet, there’s no obvious hole, and yet I can’t say there’s an obvious strength. 7 Toews 1.0 this team is not. Pogs and Surpriseme just had a dream team reunion in season 22, and they were the 2nd worst team, with the 2nd worst offense. First thing's first: prove that's still a good duo. Is Ozzy at center, which seems less than ideal? Even with Buff on a hot streak, this forward group stylistically lacks pace (and passing) to me in a game predicated on pace. Can Gala — a Make-A-Wish 1 BOD bid — handle being a defensive partner to Barrett and not joining the rush constantly and getting caught deep? I've played with him on defense; I'm skeptical. I could see this team’s structure melting under any adversity. I could also see them proving me wrong on depth and goaltending alone.
#4 Raterle -- Clappin' Bombs Wheelin' Moms
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The Pittman-Hammerman-Kaberman trio inevitably reunited. Might have the lowest TOA in the league and be tops in goals because I've seen this story before. Low danger shots from the boards never looked so good. But this game also doesn’t reward shooting perks, especially heat seeker, like the last one. I like Trey for 6 BODs PT, but I’m not feeling the rest of the defense. Rocky is a fine player, even if he’s 15 BODs overpaid, but when you could’ve instead spent 41 BODs on some stud defenseman or PT duo, that’s serious meat on the talent bone. Don't really know their goalies, but as I said, this team screams rope-a-dope possession/shot stats. Short season chemistry though.
#3 Disnub -- The Dragons
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3? 4? 5? I have no clue, so I'll throw the boys a bone. It's my write-up, fam. If you're going to go into bidding and get the best player in the pool, Mashotpa, for under 50, it's hard to screw the pooch. Sauce hasn't played league in a year. That said, he's always been a speedy dangler, in a game that rewards pace, and there's room for upside as a former perennial 40+ BOD player. Mash is one of the best partners he's ever had in this league. And if Sauce is a pass first player, Mash is always the odds-on Rocket favorite. All the 3rd forward needs to do here is spot up for one timers and cycle quickly. This team is a Season 26 Offense > Defense philosophical bet. However, when top FT goalies usually go for 15-20, spending 15 on a PT noob in net is highly questionable, but JSquad for a buck does balance his pathetic Swiss cheese partner. It's all about defensive question marks with this team. Magilla knows his role as well as anyone. Disnub likely has to play defense, but this team doesn't need Herculean efforts, just systematic 5-man support and good goaltending.
#2 Thomahawk -- South Central Louisiana State University Mud Dogs
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"Goalieeeeeeboy." Oh, Thomahawk, you were so close! You targeted good players, you didn’t overspend, you handled this auction like a vet. This was the draft where you wouldn't be at any captaining disadvantage. But you did THE THING…..you seemingly put yourself on wing. You had 12 extra BODs to spend on a quality forward to balance this. Your defensive pair is among the best in the league with Odd-Dom/Legion4, but the forward pair looks slightly unbalanced. I assume Schemm is at center, and I know LW is his preference, but he's a fine center. I like the value on Hylightt. You did well. I just think you could've had a lock of a top 2 team with 1 better decision. There's a big gap between this team and #1.
#1 Young Kelch -- Gator's Gats
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Kelch is too yellow bellied to captain with a whiff of captain competition, but credit where credit’s due: he runs circles around guys when he does captain. He don't play no shit. He had a plan, was patient, was willing to pivot away from wild bids, didn’t overspend on a single player. He built a likely top 5 playoff team in a normal season. In this one? He’ll need a Shake ’n Choke 2.0 to fuck this up. Is there a God? Stay tuned! If there's something to nitpick, it's just the usual army of PTers and chemistry angle. I don't think they have a single forward you need to specifically game plan, but this is an offense and defense by committee group anyway.
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Its that time once again. Welcome y'all to the latest release of the 239 Mel Kiper Big Board. Theres only like 2 rookies so I won't really explain jack shit this time. Position is their best available this season imo.
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Tier 1 - These are to me, the 2 best forwards in the pool, the best FT Dman and the best G. Mash and Lemanski I believe are the only 2 forwards in the pool this season that are going to score regardless of the team they have around them. They are the 2 guys who can hard carry the production up front. BLK is a back to back finals Dman who is always a top Norris candidate. Shotgun earned his spot up in tier 1 as the clear top FT goalie in the pool imo. He put down the crack pipe and kicked up some skills and is a legit hard carry in net these days. Dont be a momo and put him on C (looking at you Fwam).
Lemanski - LW - 45 Bods
Mashotpa - LW/C - 50 Bods
Master Sh0tgun - G - 22 Bods
Bluelineking7 - D - 40 Bods
Tier 2 - In no particular order, these guys are the legit #1 F and D options and tendys that can steal games. This group of players should be the ones going for the higher bod totals come draft night. They can control the pace of play and lead their team. A lot of top end PT talent to look out for come draft night. FT guys in this range could be overpriced as there aren't many. FT guys are likely around 30-40 Bods. PT guys 15-25 bods.
The Skoden - Whatever you need
BarrettFITTYcal - C/RD
(PT)Chum llee - LD
(PT)Legion4 - C/RW/RD
(PT)See dub 21 - LW
(PT)zT u r t I e - Whatever you need
(PT)Wizzywar - G
a1xFREAKx13 - C
Wienisimov - C/G
(PT)P4LE PWNR - Whatever you need
(PT)Agent Murphy 2 - RD/C/RW
(PT)Dominator Silva - RD
That 1 odd guy - RD/C
SaltyKitten8566 - G
x mR aNdersoN o - Whatever you need
Tier 3 - This group of players all have Tier 2+ potential, or are former Tier 1 and 2 guys who just dont really play as often anymore. Guys like Ozzy and Sauce that are gross but not as active. Guys like Hammer, Schemm who have big potential on the right lines. A guy like HoF who is Tier 1 at D but playing RW only. Grave and Hylightt could soon be household 239 names. This group could be the bell of the ball or a wasted talent depending on team setup.
FT guys are likely 15-30 Bods, PT guys are likely 10-20 Bods.
Grav3digger - LW
HallOfFame - RW
HammerMan705 - C/RW
BootyClappin936 AKA Pittman - Either W
Hylightt - Any F spot ya need
Adrenaline15 - C
S a u c e x91 - RW
(PT)Ozzy9041 - RW
(PT)YOUNGBUFFALO88 - C/RD
(PT)Brahmabull563 - RD/G
Schemmm - LW/C
(PT)GOOGLE'S83 - G
Death2all315 - G
Jimmy124 - LD or LW/C in a pinch.
RockyDanglez - Either side D/W
(PT)wadesworld2112 - G
Tier 4 - This is like.. The all-underrated group. All of these guys are much better than they usually get credit for around the league. None should be expected to be THE GUY but all are capable of being a decent #2 with chem and really good #3 options. Your high bod dudes hope to have these types of fellas rounding out their roster. Plus solid tendys.
FT guys are likely 5-15 Bods, PT guys are likely 3-9 Bods.
(PT)ROMAN95 - LW
Cob13 - RW
Gala - Anything you need
MAGILLA72 - LD/G/LW
(PT) Trey x93 - LD/LW
Schielf35 - RW
Slothydelux - C/ Anywhere
Stewy420 83 - G
Ace S0UL - LD
Tier 5 - My guess on who ends up being on the dollar menu and/or waivers. I will give you a reason why you should draft and/or pick up each.
NpL pensfan - Anything - young thumbs, listens, always around, versatile position wise.
Pogs - RW - used to be a really solid player but is lvl 8. He is an investment pick.
Adamhaywired - D - Solid 5th/6th player that gets hated on bc he never stops talking shit. Always around to play.
Jonmonkey20 - LW - Team Dr. Can provide depth scoring on the wing. Good vibes.
Saint 0420 - W/RD - Another good vibes guy. Some good hockey IQ to move the puck around.
Sniper0270 - LW - Gold One Tee specialist. Hits up well. Stick him beside a good C and he will be a contributor on a good team.
XX OF A KIND - W - Really solid G coming out to play W. Usually Gs coming out get hated on and nobody trusts them but XXOK is a solid #3 Winger for anybody.
(PT)Curdogg68 - D -Reliable defensive dman type. Not going to light up the board but wont let you get lit up either. Really good guy/vibes also.
Gino l94l - G/W - Who da fook is this guy? Last played season 1, 8gp at G. Draft him cause he’s not jaded from the last 5 years of NHL’s.
Thejsquad21 - G - Wont be on waivers, will be starting for someone who stole him for a bod probably.