#1 Dunno (-)

Same old Same old, Dunno has 2 losses on the season.

#2. Boats N Hoes (-)

Boats N Hoes Sweep the surging Baby Yoda Memes outright, then almost get swept by the floundering Losers Club, HUH. With no games left they finish in the 2 seed with 33 points, 7 clear of Ians These Guys Suck. Ian's squad has 2 series left, so their bye is in jeapardy, we'll see if they get to hold on or drop to the 3 seed. A scenario could play out where Power Kill's Cub Scouts also jump ahead of them but that would require quit a tear out of a team that has been wildly inconsistent throughout this season.

#3. These Guys Suck (-)

Ians guys swept odd guy this week, the same club that gave the #2 Kelch's team so much trouble last week, then played Dunno and managed a point in game 1. They have a shot at securing a bye this week as they have to play the Cub Scouts who are fighting for their seeding in the playoffs as well as the lowly, Order 66.

#4. The Cub Scouts (-)

Power Kill's squad swept up The Blues Brothers early in the week, and then played a super competitive series with Baby Yoda Memes where they picked up 3 points in a series with all 1 goal games that could be a preview for the first round of the playoffs. With 6 games in hand they have potential to do a lot of moving.in the final week of the season. They play These Guys Suck and The Drunk Nuns

#5. Baby Yoda Memes (^1)

Baby Yoda Memes had a rough week, they got swept by Kelch and company, then got away with 4 points in their series against Power Kill's Cub Scouts. But they seperated themselves from the Losers Club and have basically locked up either the 4 or 5 seed in the playoffs.

#6. Losers Club (v1)

Odd guy has secured himself a playoff spot, but can't move out of the #6 spot. Whoever finishes at #3 will play Odd in the first round and Odd and company were to win their path to the finals goes through surpriseme. Good Luck.

#7. The Drunk Nuns (^1)

The Drunk Nuns won their only series of the week. After a disastrous start to the season they had an outside shot at making the playoffs. They had to sweep odd last night and then get 2 points out of the Cub Scouts. Unfortunately yeti could not complete the come back but a valiant effort was made. Props to this team for keeping up the fight til the end in what could have been one of the biggest disasters of a season we've had.

#8. The Blues Brothers (v1)

The Blues Bros made no changes at the deadline. They were a long shot to make it from where they were anyway but they got 0 help and could not overcome the terrible last 2 weeks. What an epic collapse. They dropped 11 of their last 12, and tumbled out of the playoffs in games against Baby Yoda, These Guys Suck, Cub Scouts and The Drunk Nuns. They were at 5-3-1 coming out of week 2, and are now 6-14-1 with a series against surpriseme staring them in the face and no chance at a playoff spot.

#9. Order 66 (-)

Thomahawk and squad got stomped by Surpriseme last week and then dropped 2 of 3 to Baby Yoda Memes in a Sunday Matinee with an OTW in game 3. They have another series this week vs Ians team, where they can attempt to keep Ian out of a bye and not finish last place.

Alright boys and girls, momo's and momette's, legion and everyone else, we have some news to share. Our league is soon going to be 15 seasons old soon, almost 3 years running continuously now. The league has undergone some minor changes during that time, and has grown and shrunk and grown and shrunk. Over the course of that, the admin team here that has helped make this league possible, has also done its fair share of growing and shrinking, normally we don't do formal announcements for those kinds of things because it doesn't really warrant the attention and overall the core group that has been running the league has been the same since the inception. Today that changes. The admin group as a whole has changed, some are staying and some are new, some you may not have even known were admins and will find out now they are. But as of today your new admin group for 239hockey is;

@P4LE PWNR
@Sniper0270
@MAGILLA72
@Yambag021
@Power KiII
@Young Kelch

RIP in pieces

@iSoldierUp
@Thirty7inarow
@xD A L Y
@ES0T3RICx
@MACNORTH
@x AbiLiTy x
@DrugMonkeyRX
@Hugh Laurie 88

Thank you for your service.

We wanted to make sure you all knew who to go to if you have any issues. Introduce our newest members and let you know why we were changing the status quo. We intend on attempting to breathe some new life into the league. You will likely see more activity from some of these people in an attempt to drum up more interest and get 239 back to the glory days. If you would like to captain for this upcoming season, please put in a word with @P4LE PWNR, if you would like to help with Media in anyway, please hit up @Young Kelch, if you would like to help bringing new people into the league and showing people what 239 is about please hit up @Power KiII and @Magilla.

Thank you all for taking the time to read. As a final note, please if you know of someone you think would be good for this community please invite them, get them in the discord, get them involved in games on weekends with more guys from 239.

#1. Dunno (-)

They've been here for 3 weeks now. More of the same from Dunno in week 3. They played the #2 team in points this week in Boats N Hoes and they lost A game in regulation to the Marine Mike lineup. First of the season. Might be the only one of the season. They then went on to sweep Odd Guys Losers Club and are 13-1-1 going into the 2nd to last week. They have Thomahawks Order 66 and Ian's These Guys Suck heading into this week. Looking one week further they have Magilla's Blues Brothers in the Final week. As I write this power ranking now, both Ians team and Dunno have 1 regulation loss each. So that will be the series to watch out for.

#2. Boats N Hoes (^1)

Young Kelch keeps climbing the ladder here. I had Kory and the boys ranked #8 in my opening power rankings. And he hasn't changed very much since then, but this team is the real deal. We're now over halfway through the season and Kelch and the boys are clearly the #2 top dog in the league. They played Surpriseme this week and while they dropped the series overall they did steal a convincing 4-1 regulation win over them, and by all accounts very well could have stolen game 1 of this series which was a 2-1 loss. Sniper played out of his mind in this series for them.

#3. These Guys Suck (^3)

Ian's team has finally kind of caught up to some of the others in terms of games played. This week they played the Drunk Nuns in what actually looks like a pretty competitive series with 2 of the games being 3-2 wins for Ian and company. Then they went on to play Magilla and the Bros and they swept them as well in much more convincing fashion. They still have a lot of big series to play, including against Dunno and The Cub Scouts as notables. They will need to stay red hot through the final 2 weeks to hang on to home ice advantage in the opening round of the playoffs.

#4. The Cub Scouts (v2)

Power Kill's CubScouts are in a bit of a funk. After being swept by Dunno last week they had Odd Guy on the slate for this week. They came out and destroyed Odd 9-1 in game 1 and you think to yourself ok, this series is over they are going to walk through this team and prove there is a significant gap here. Then they go on to lose 4-1 in game 2 and 7-3 in game 3. Next week they have Magilla and Pale and will need to prove they belong in the top 3 against these 2 middling squads.

#5. Loser's Club (-)

Odd guy beat the Cub Scouts this week. As mentioned above they got blown out in one and ended up winning the series. So where this team is at I have no idea. They then went on to get swept by Dunno. Odd has a brutal week coming up against Kelch and Ian, and he's going to need to do well in those to hang onto a playoff spot.

#6. Baby Yoda Memes (^2)

We still stink we just won a couple so people don't think we stink as much as we did. I traded for Figo this week as well so this will surely lead to use dropping further in the standings.

#7. The Blue Brothers (v3)

Mags took 6 Ls this week. First to Baby Yoda and then to the Guys that Suck. Yet hes still only 2 points out of a playoff spot, right up Odds ass. Look for Mags to try to make a change before the day is done. There is opportunity to be a playoff team and make noise but they need to start winning again, NOW.

#8. The Drunk Nuns (^1)

Yeti has won a series. They beat Thomahawk in what is probably the Toilet Bowl of the season. 2 one goal wins that were scored very late in games 1 and 2 got them the series win, then an epic comeback from down 5 goals in game 3 forced OT before finally losing 8-7 in OT. The Drunk Nuns don't seem to be the pushovers they were at the start of the season but it still is probably too little too late for them to sneak into a playoff spot.

#9. Order 66 (v1)

Thomahawks team is the only team to not win a series this season as of yet. And with their remaining games left on the schedule it may stay that way. First up this week is Dunno. Then Baby Yoda next week and These Guys Suck for the final series. The good news is you've already tripled the amount of wins the worst team ever had so you're not in the running for that anyway.

#1. Dunno (-)

Surpriseme's team continues their dominance into week 2. Through 9 games they have 1 loss, to The Drunk Nuns of all teams. This week they beat up on the Nuns and Power Kill's Cub Scouts. surpriseme and young buffalo currently lead the league in scoring, and Dom Silva and Donnywood are both up there even though they've only played a handful of games. It seems like they will be able to outscore any issues they might have but The Drunk Nuns are an offensively inept team and they put up 4 or more in every game against this squad and won one outright 5-4. Don't know whether Dunno was just playing for points in that series and fuck defense or whether there is a more underlying issue when Donny is in the lineup, defensively. Either way this team is the clear favorite to win the Belt this season.

#2. Cub Scouts (-)

Power Kill's squad only played one series this week vs. Dunno. They did lose all 3, but aside from game 2 they were in this series. Game 1 was a 3-1 loss with Dunno scoring with 30 seconds left in the game. And game 3 was an OTL. Dunno seems to be a dominant team this season. Dropping one series to them isn't worthy of a drop in our Power Rankings.

#3. Boats n Hoes (^3)

Kelch and the boys have been doing a lot of writeups lately. Shout out to Kelch for doing so. It's a good thing, more captains should do. Boats n Hoes swept These Guys Suck on Monday last week in what looks like a bunch of entertaining games. The 7 toe lineup took all 3 games in Overtime against Ians Croydon Knight lineup. Then he followed it up with a series win against Magilla with his Mr Anderson lineup. This team got a boost from Odd Guy by essentially gifting Young Kelch with a really solid defensemen in GI Joe Destro simply so odd could get under the cap and that has given them a boost. Kelch will have an opportunity to move up further in the rankings next week as he plays Dunno in what should be a competitive series Monday night.

#4. The Blues Brothers (v1)

Magilla's team had an interesting series vs Thomahawk and his disaster on ice. Mags got blown out 8-2 in game 1 then replied in kind with a 5-0 shutty to make the series 1-1, then had a close game in OT go in Mags favor as well to get the week started. The Old Magilla's then went on to play the Young Kelch's and were able to get 3 points in the series loss to Kelch and crew. This forward line is something to watch out for. They play Baby Yoda Memes and These Guys Suck this week, so look for these boys to move up in these rankings following this weeks slate of games.

#5. The Losers Club (v2)

Last week I said Odd made a trade to go out and fix all of his problems with a single trade. That wasn't true apparently as they dropped their only series this week to Baby Yoda Memes who are a disaster. Thankfully for them they were able to avoid the sweep with a late 3rd period surge in game 3, but this team needs to go out and prove they are more than a bubble team, as they have the toughest week you could have in this upcoming week. Odd Guy squares up with Surpriseme and Power Kill in what we will call Odds week from Hell preemptively. The trade deadline is January 31st Odd, get ready.

#6 These Guys Suck (v1)

I can't get a read on this team. Mostly because they've played 6 games in 2 weeks. 3 OTLs this week against Kelch means they are not in a bad spot at all. They were in all their games and just weren't able to finish. Right now Ian's team is on the bubble but could easily shoot back up as they have games in hand on everyone. They play Magilla and Yetis teams this week. They could easily prove they belong a couple spots higher on this list this week.

#7. Order 66 (-)

Thomahawks team got 3 points out of his only series this week with Magilla. So not really enough to drop him out of his awesome #7 spot in the power rankings. Hey Thomahawk you're in the Top 10! They play the Drunk Nuns and Boats n Hoes this week. So if they want to move up this is the week. Thomahawk the trade deadline is January 31st.

#8. Baby Yoda Memes (-)

We still stink

#9. The Drunk Nuns (-)

Yeti is doing what he can to fix this team as much as he possibly can. It's strange, this team has 1 win and it's against the best team in the league, while they have 1 loss total, against this squad. There was a lot of lineup changing to try to find what worked vs my team on Tuesday. I hope they can start being competitive in their games at the very least. Good Luck.

#1. Dunno (^2)

surprisemes team only played 1 series this week against Baby Yoda Meme's and is the only team perfect coming out of the 1st week of games. surpriseme made no trades this week and seemingly has no issue playing LW either. Putting up a dominant showing scoring 18 goals in 3 games against the lowly BYM surpriseme's squad with Dominator Silva put up a ton of goals and controlled play throughout all 3 games. We'll see what week 2 brings. Scorchpelt didn't see many shots in this series but currently is sitting 2nd to last in SV% just above Epik who is no longer playing net. He'll need to pick it up for this team to stay in this spot, although if surprisemes squad keeps dominating teams like they did on Thursday night he may not need to.

#2. Cub Scouts (^2)

Powerkillls Cub Scouts got a huge overhaul halfway through the week. He started the week, with sbdr, barrett50cal, suneedee, Gunny, Yeti, theeclumsyninja, and himself. The only 2 left from that roster are himself and theeclumsyninja. Their new lineup consists of bbx on LW, Powerkill at C, McLucas at RW, kdogpa on LD, JohnnyBlaze/Kaberle/Collonelli sharing time on RD and ninja in net. This team went 5-0-1 over the week playing last weeks #1 ranked squad and Young Kelch's Marine Mike lineup. Grabbing kdog is a huge upgrade from what he had, and he now has a balanced line up front instead of 75 LW's all trying to figure out how to work around Barretts schedule. Cub Scouts got a lot better from their last week ranking and their record shows it.

#3. The Blues Brothers (^3)

Magilla made a nice trade with Powerkill this week, adding some offensive punch, getting another goalie to compete with yorktown AND moving Derek out of his projected position of G and into RD which significantly improves his teams defense. sbdr may be a rookie to the league but is showing that he deserves the 30 BOD's he got in the draft. Him and DanglezHD are more than enough to carry this teams offense and with edthepimp in the middle winning draws and playing good d this team will be hard to beat. They went 2-1-0 pounding Odds team putting up 7 and 9 goals in the two games they won.

#4. The Losers Clubs (^3)

Odd Guy goes out and fixes all of his problems with a single trade for the best goalie in the league. Yes he gave up Phinny, a great center in his own right, but he needed a goalie desperately. After epik posted a 6.3 GAA in his series vs Magillas squad odd found a way to fix his roster. Picking up GIJoe and BCripps, then flipping Joe for duffmcgriff who will be riding pine on this team. Pens58fan makes this trade possible as the kid has been great in his rookie debut. This moves Epik to a much more comfortable position of RD, and Cripps moves on from his team that had accused him of playing mediocre on purpose to a much improved odd guy team that should be able to hang on to a playoff spot rather easily at this point. They'll need to prove it more to keep this spot though, as they are 2nd worst in GA.

#5. These Guys Suck (-)

Ian doesn't move in the rankings for me, his team beat the disappointing baby yoda memes in their first series on Monday and they haven't played since. Dmart was the focus of the offense and they were able to dominate time on attack vs BYM. We'll see more of what these guys are made of next week, as so far Ian has stood pat with the squad he drafted.

#6. Boats N Hoes (^2)

Everyone scratching their heads now seeing Kelch's squad sitting at #6 on Pales Power Rankings and #2 in the league in points. Yes Kelch your team had a solid first week, on the back of sweeping Viral Nightwings disaster of a squad, 2 of the games, came down to 1 goal and this was with Anderson in, although also 2 compys since Anderson lagged out of one of the games and Duff McGriff followed the white rabbit down the rabbit hole and never came back. Then got a single point against Power Kills team with Marine Mike at the helm. I'm not a believer Kelchy, although next week he'll have a chance to prove me wrong playing 2 middle of the pack teams in Ian and Magilla so we'll see what happens.

#7. Order 66 (v7)

Thomahawks squad looks great on paper. Then they got spanked by odd guys team. Then played a tough series against Powerkill and only managed 2 points. This team should be better than where they are.

#8. Baby Yoda Memes (v7)

We stink.

#9. The Drunk Nuns (-)

Despite Viral Nightwings protests, you also stink. I feel like you were better before the trades you made. While your offense got significantly better, your defense got much worse, and your goaltending got inevitably worse from trading cripps, while not all that much because sirpuffinton is more than solid, but the defense just isnt there anymore and I don't think suneedee and phinny are going to be able to carry this team out of the basement they will inevitably be in for the rest of the season.