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Shake n Bake Shelf Life Finally Expires

Yee-haw 239!! Young Kelch here once again to talk about how good my team is!!!!
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That's what we all thought we'd be reading today. Another bubble team thrown to the wayside by the league dominance of Shake n Bake. But not last night. No, last night something magically happened. Last night, a team of recently acquired misfits found a way.......
(pssssst, it's shadow Pale in the neutral zone, but don't tell them I told you. This is their neutral zone if it's not him or Croy for the zone entry)
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Hey everybody your favorite shitter levans is back, and with another series write-up! Honestly the way things were going for me, I wasn't sure I was gonna get to do one of these during the Season 19 Make-A-Wish Fun Run For The Cure, but I've got a new team, my old pal mash back, and I'm still a kind of a jerk. Please enjoy :)

In a Monday night match-up most would overlook, the struggling Whiskey Sticks looked to get back on track with some fresh faces (that's me :D). Best selling author of "Eat, Pray, Love", Young Kelch, has been hard at work on this season's master piece and direct sequel, "Shoot, Pray, Lose", otherwise known as Shake n Bake! The Ricky Bobby fan club members entered tonight's series first in the standings and riding high on an 8 game winning streak, but as they say, you live by the low % shots and you die by the low % shots (I'm not sure anyone says that). Anyway let's meet the line-ups!


For your Whiskey Sticks:
mashotpa-levans-ozzy
epik-fire phoenix
clancy
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For the opposing Shake n Bake:
kelch-pale-big cee
dvetts-croydan
phj
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Game 1:

Pale lights the lamp first in the 2nd period with his patented "stand in the slot and be tall" play to tip one in and start the scoring off for Shake n Bake. Mash ties it up a few minutes later on a breakout feed from his now returned partner levans. Captain Ozzy would give his team the lead early in the 3rd, but Ricky Bobby himself (Young Kelch) would tie it up to force overtime. About halfway through the overtime the Whiskey Sticks took a page out of the Talladega playbook and fire a low shot from the point through 4 guys to redirect the game winner just under the bar. 3-2 OTW for the Whiskey Sticks!
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Game 2:
The game to follow would be a war of defense. Struggling to take advantage of powerplay opportunities, the Whiskey Sticks find themselves in a 0-0 game, where high scoring chances were at a premium. In these dire situations, only the most skilled players can rise to the top and find a way. That, or Pale's Shrek build can shoot a muffin on the rush off Epik's face from the top of the circle to fall behind Clancy with 2 minutes to go. A truly beautiful finish that was I'm sure was followed with a Kelch soundboard flare loud enough to be mistaken for a tornado warning. 1-0 win for Shake n Bake.
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Game 3:
I'm gonna go ahead and put up the NSFW warning here, this one got a little ugly. The Whiskey Sticks come out guns blazing with 2 goals in the first period from Ozzy and levans respectively. However, Shake n Bake hadn't given up, and with an absolutely amazing pass to no one from the far hashmarks into Clancy's pad and in, dvetts pulls them within 1. Not to be out done, Mash scores minutes later off a nice breakout pass from Ozzy to give Whiskey Sticks the 2 goal lead going into the final frame. At this point I think everybody was just sick of playing defense. Pale opens up the 3rd period with what I'm assuming was another tip or something, I honestly don't remember, to bring them back within one. Mash would go on to score 3 straight goals to put the game out of reach, with the cherry on top being an own goal PHJ was nice enough to toss out, giving Fire Phoenix his first tuck of the year, from the neutral zone too! 7-2 win for the Whiskey Sticks and the series win!
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Team leaders of Shake n Bake were approached for comment following their first series loss of the season, but would only find comfort in each other as seen here
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Shake n Bake will look to get back to their winning ways in a top team matchup Wednesday vs Pineapple Express, while the Whiskey Sticks try to carry this momentum into a Wednesday night series with Gala's Hebraic Hombres.

Ggs in the chat
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